Its time once again for a quick fire round of ‘what have we learnt? some of its stupid, some of its funny, all of its true! So, round 2… what have you taught us?
Sam Allardyce (pictured) has no manners; he chews his gum with a mouth wider than Jaimee Rodgers from Tab sports bet.
Michael Laudrop was using an xbox controller at one stage to control his Swansea outfit… Making like 30 passes in a row. Need to change to a harder setting.
Michu is in the right place at the right time.
Swansea love to keep the ball on the ground, they can play some risky passes out of defence but its so much better than Stokes hoof it long style..
Chico looks like a samurai.
It might be wise to take on some West Ham defenders; they are racking up loads of assists.. Just a pity it’s for the opposition.
Sam Allardyce slunks back in a chair like a junkie.
Games of football are not played on paper, but even if they were Villa would still lose.
The last person to burst onto the scene with more impact than Eden Hazard was born in a manger on Christmas day.
Eden Hazard now has 7 more assists and one more goal than Downing in season for Liverpool.
20 million pound buy Stewart Downing has just been superseded by a 17 year old kid at Liverpool.
Torres still isn’t back… but weight of chances may still end up in him scoring a lot of goals.
Sir Alex Ferguson is a prick for ruining my captain.
Last time Wayne Rooney saw a gash as wide as that, he was paying for the privilege.
There have been a lot of keeper howlers this season, is the new ball worse than Jabulani?
Sunderland need a new sprinkler timer.
Everton have dispelled any lingering doubt of poor starts to seasons.
Nikola Jelavic is clinical.
Felliani is Tim Cahill with an afro, he puts himself about in the air.
Norwich are still going down.
QPR are still following them.
Roberto Martinez is a quality football manager, knocking Liverpool back only enhances his reputation.
West Brom are a well organised team, I suspect Roy Hodgsons grounding still looms large.
AVB may need to go back to the Portuguese league to find form.
Arsene Wenger can’t wait for winter so he can wear his doona straight from bed to the game as a jacket.
Arsenal are now tight at the back but can’t score a goal, I think they have been getting tips on ironic from Alanis Morrisette.
Skrtel needs some more vowels in his last name, Maybe Adel Taarabt can lend him a few.
Matrin Skrtel needs to stop making back passes.
Luis Suarez can’t score from open play but man he can take a free kick!
Carlos Tevez lifts his shirt after each goal he scores to reveal a written message…. Lucky he didn’t score the week he wore the ‘Mancini is a prick and I hate living in Manchester’ one.
Finally here is a picture that I would love for you guys to give me a description of what’s happening:
Personally I think it’s the X factor try outs, Rodgers is doing David Brent’s dance from ‘the office’ to the tune of Mancini singing as a tenor. How bout you, any theories?
So This my friends is what I have learnt about round 2… how about you? Learnt anything?