Its time again for a quick fire look at what we learnt from round 3.
Luiz Suarez (pictured) goes down faster than a $5 hooker. He gets many worthy penalties not called because of it.
Liverpool are going to write a book named ‘how not to do business’ chapter one consists of spending 30 million for a player, not playing him then loaning him off the next year…then realising they are short of players in the same position.
Fulham already miss Dembele.
Brendan Rodgers is a miracle worker… he is the only person in the world that can make King Kenny look a good manager.
West Brom are unbeaten in 8.
Man U loves a game winner during Fergie time, this time around it was a 1000th match present from the refs.
Man U have gone from an attacking force to a one man team in one transfer move.
AVB is on the brink of ruining a second club… hope Spurs have a former player that can come in and rescue things too!
Harry Redknapp is somewhere smiling
So is Kenny Dagliesh.
Tevez is back.
The international break is a hindrance to our FPL seasons.
Do not panic about the spate of injuries your players will have this week, they will magically disappear before next week’s round.
Wigan are as unpredictable as a woman.
Stewart Downing is actually OK on the right cutting inside, not pickable… But alright.
Giroud is a flop.
RVP‘s Dinked penalty deserved to be saved, as all dinked penalties do.
Raheem Sterling has 2 kids to 2 different mothers…. He is 17. Nuff said.
Predicting a winner so far this year has been nearly impossible!
Southampton are a great side to watch, sure they ship goals but they are attractive going forward. When their fixture list softens they will be good to get on!
St Marys is a slippery pitch.
West Ham are home hero’s and away pussies!
So are Fulham!
Sunderland have traded well late, Fletcher and Johnson will be on bandwagons very soon.
There may be a 4.0 bargain looming in the left back spot at Swansea thanks to Taylors broken ankle… watch that space.
AVB is trying to implement a quick fire passing game but his best players are suited to a dribbling game. When he forced Chelsea players into unsuited game styles you saw what happened.
Stoke are boring.
Stoke are also mental…. Michael Owen? Really?
Liverpool are grasping at straws…. 38yr old Del Piero? really?
QPR are still going down.
Jose Mourinho was wearing a double denim ensemble in the crowd, not cool.
Steven Gerrard is giving the ball away more than he ever has, Rodgers short passing game isn’t suiting his sledgehammer style.
If games went for 85 mins Tottenham would have 2 wins already.
Finally its time for another “what are they saying?” caption competition….
Harry: How rubbish is he? he has taken the side i built from top 4 to win less!
Jose: He is not the special one.. he took the side i built from contenders to 5th…
poor old AVB……can he turn it around???
So anyway that’s about all of what I have learnt this week… what have you learnt?
It’s the international break this week, i.e. the boring weekend. We can take this time to draw breath and look at the start of the season as a whole, who has been good? Who has been a flop? Who still deserves to be in your side?
We will try and post a couple of articles over the next few days and there will be a full wrap of the international games played, paying attention to fantasy relevant players. (who decided they were not injured) Then next week we will be back to normal again!
Enjoy the stress rest.