EPL was back… with an absolute bang. For those of you that saw the Tottenham Chelsea clash, it would have set the bar ridiculously high for what was otherwise a fairly boring few games (Apart from Dzeko‘s masterclass and Rooney‘s return to form.) So who did well? Who suffered? I’ll keep this quick and simple because I’m bloody sick – the girlfriend calls it Man Flu but my doctor seems to think it’s acute tonsilitis…. good luck telling the missus that.
Anyway, in light of my state of delirium I won’t be giving match summaries this week, but still, as always, you can make me feel even worse by telling me how much you beat my paltry score by…
Loser: Torres, Arsenal
Trades: Graham -> Berbatov
Vent/Brag: Arsenal not getting a point cost me 150 dollars. I hate you Arsene. Win some silverware you knob.*
* The Plagiarist is sure to respond to this “blasphemy” at some point.