Seags’ Scrawlings – GW6

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That time of the week again. Sorry for the lack of scrawlings last week- a law assignment meant I was completely snowed in. Also, I got my first troll comment on the Q and A midweek- which has spurred me on to be as cunty as ever. You’ve been warned.

  • Don’t let Gerrard’s free kick fool you, he looked completely out of place in this game. Imagine Rio Ferdinand in a football team. That out of place.
  • Reports surfaced midweek that a guy managed to masturbate himself to death after going 42 times back to back. Coinciding reports that he was an Everton fan that just saw Jagielka’s goal are unconfirmed.
  • Gary Neville reckoned Simon Mignolet should have saved Jagielka’s goal. Crystal Meth is a hell of a drug.
  • Costa has now scored as many Premier League goals as John Terry has mistresses.
  • Chelsea are a real chance of bossing this league and having the title sewn up by January.
  • This was the first time all season Aston Villa have conceded away from home.
  • If you watched Crystal Palace v Leicester over any others- you are a dreadful person.
  • Neil Warnock looks like he’s been shot in the face with Homer Simpson’s make up gun.
  • A sky blue kit makes your players look as bent as an iPhone 6.
  • Hull have acquired a very Abel front man.
  • Rosenior went full retard. Never go full retard.
  • Like his hair, Wayne Rooney fucked off when he was needed most.
  • If Rio Ferdinand was my dog, I’d put him down.
  • If Rio Ferdinand was my child, I’d put him up for adoption.
  • If Rio Ferdinand was a computer, he’d be Windows 98.
  • Watching Sunderland play football is like emptying used tampons out of a bin. There’s a lot of white, a lot of red, and there’s about 4 million other things you’d rather be doing.
  • None of Sunderland’s 3 strikers have scored a goal this year.
  • I’ve been to more entertaining funerals than I have seen entertaining Sunderland matches.
  • If you type Szczesny’s name into a text message, your Auto-correct spontaneously combusts.
  • Burnley is a waste of a Premier League spot.
  • Newcastle’s fans should be signing a petition that forces Alan Pardew to burgle Oscar Pistorious’ house.

That’s all I learnt this week- hopefully you are suitably offended.

Cheers

Seags

15 comments on “Seags’ Scrawlings – GW6

  1. brandonpietie

    “Newcastle’s fans should be signing a petition that forces Alan Pardew to burgle Oscar Pistorious’ house.” LOL!!!

    Seeing this comment, makes me wonder… where are you guys from (Like what country or city?)

  2. N1qQ45 4R3 K1nG5

    “Seats is a twat” <3
    Great work Seags, I missed your cuntiness dearly last week, glad to have you back 🙂

  3. Bailey

    Hey guys, in a bit of a pickle. I have already used my free transfer this week trading Ramsey for Di Maria, but I still have Rooney. Do I take a -4 and bring in someone like Pelle or play Hutton this week? Thinking of taking -4 with Tottenham playing 2 games in 3 days and Pelle could score and Hutton playing city and I can’t see them keeping a clean sheet. Help would be greatly appreciated.

    • kingcolesy

      Id take the hit, Id take Pelle if you were considering him for only 6 weeks(when SOU hit MCI, ARS, MUN), but Id go Welbeck personally, hes got a spot in my team for the next 10 weeks!

  4. 結婚 祝福の言葉

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    相場

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    高校の時の友人の4回目の結婚式にはもはや誰も出席しなかったな 畜生に存在するのは、子孫の繁栄や保全を目的とした親子の繋がりだけだ。

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